“Adderall is better for studying and Dexedrine is better for jacking off for several hours straight.”

To all of those of you using Java or C# : do your own goddamn garbage collection and stop being so lazy; you’ll end up with a better final product…

Lol we’re all fucked anyway even if we fix the mess we’re in because we’re all dead soon

Before [omitted] I was [omitted].

Richard Hawley, you make this too easy.

You’re the same as you, and I’m the same as me, and hopefully we can find ways for us to be reasonably fine

I wish god existed so I could be angry at him/her

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